If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
People That Deserve A Raise
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
LET THERE BE BONES!
her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.
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