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pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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from the-stonersofar, via spaghettihos • 5 days ago with 228,274 notes

jennamarbles:

People That Deserve A Raise 

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crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
from crabbington, via randallcobbs • 2 weeks ago with 42,237 notes

from niknak79, via ruinedchildhood • 2 weeks ago with 176,156 notes

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from scarlettjohnsson, via tamiitaylor • 2 weeks ago with 9,241 notes

herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

from herpowerisherown, via officialmcdonaldsblog • 2 weeks ago with 200,087 notes

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

from becausebirds, via thefrogman • 2 weeks ago with 164,100 notes

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

from simsgonewrong, via barack-obottm • 2 weeks ago with 4,923 notes

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

from sassyabrahamlincoln, via fiveby-five • 2 weeks ago with 129,890 notes

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hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

from hollowfieddespair, via barack-obottm • 2 weeks ago with 17,182 notes

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just—like-a-star:

@dbacks Alumni Night game #diamondbacks

just—like-a-star:

@dbacks Alumni Night game #diamondbacks

from just--like-a-star, via just--like-a-star • 2 weeks ago with 1 note